I recently received this tongue-in-cheek missive that I thought was really hilarious, because it is so true! Here it is for your enjoyment.
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was on that day.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.
February 19, 2009 at 6:16 pm
OMG! This is hilarious…